PICTURE EXCLUSIVE: Year after Becks' ex revealed affair, it's secret No2...a boob job

 

Two Loos' cannons

By Neville Thurlbeck

BECKS ex Rebecca Loos is gunner knock 'em dead with her latest revelations.

It's a year since the News of the World exposed her steamy affair with the England captain.

And now she's got something else to get off her chest. The PA-turned-actress went under the knife recently and is ready to show off her amazing new boob job.

Since our astonishing revelations about Rebecca's fling with David Beckham, she's hardly been out of the spotlight, starring in reality shows The Farm and Celebrity Detox and winning a role in sensational Sky footie programme Dream Team.

And it looks like her striking new 34Ds will keep her at the centre of attention for a little while yet.

She certainly turned heads in Morocco when she posed for these sizzling pictures.

Speaking for the first time since the op in January, she said: "My weight had gone down and when I lose weight I lose it from my boobs.

Curves

"I just wasn't happy with the way they looked any more.

"I wanted to wear the sexy tops I used to wear in my early 20s without a bra but I found I couldn't really do that. So I decided to have a boob job.

"I went in a 34C and came out a 34D. Well actually, more like a 94D, they were so swollen!"

But the swelling soon went down and Rebecca loves her new shape.

"They're still a bit tender but it was a magnificent job," she said. "This sort of work normally costs £3,000 but I paid £6,500 to get the best surgeon I could.

"I'm very pleased with the results and everyone wants to touch them. But I only allow my best friends to get that close!"

She added: "People say you can get addicted to cosmetic surgery, but not me. That's my lot." Despite her new curves the bisexual babe is single at the moment.

Over the past year she's been linked with several men, including Stan Collymore, Simon Cowell and mobile phone millionaire Peter Jones.

But she said: "Those guys were just friends. No romance, nothing.

"I have had a couple of dates since last April—two men and two women. Everyone knows I am bisexual so that should be no shock to anyone. But it wasn't anything serious."

Not that her TV role as sports psychologist Naomi leaves much time for romance.

She said: "It's a proper acting role which I suppose makes me a proper actress and I'm happy to be just that.

"I've had a great year since the News of the Worldbroke the story about David and me. I never knew where I would end up but it has worked out well."

Fame

Rebecca—now represented by gay friend Emma Basden of Pink Management—also paid tribute to her former manager Cheryl Barrymore, whose funeral was held this week after she lost her battle with cancer.

She credited Cheryl with setting her on the road to fame and said: "It was terribly sad. Towards the end she told me she couldn't represent me any more. I will really miss her."

Fergie stunned as Dean throws Canaries a lifeline

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From Rob Shepherd at Carrow Road

SIR ALEX FERGUSON loves his horses but yesterday Manchester United went the way of Tony McCoy's Grand National mount Clan Royal...right off the rails.

Striker Dean Ashton was Norwich's hero as he headed home the first and then set up Leon McKenzie's clincher.

That threw the Canaries a Premiership lifeline.

Those looking for omens in East Anglia needed only to witness Hedgehunter's win at Aintree as he sported yellow and green colours.

The Canaries may still be adrift at the foot of the table but, as they enter the final furlong of the season, suddenly there is renewed belief they can overcome the hurdles and stay up.

It was a miserable day for Ferguson as he reached another milestone in his distinguished 19-year career as United boss.

This was his 500th Premiership match. Not that it will be his most memorable season.

Even with Chelsea dropping two points at home to Birmingham, Ferguson all but acknowledges the title — for so long United's property — has eluded them for a second successive season.

Just as last year, the FA Cup remains their only hope of a trophy.

So, with next Saturday's semi-final against Newcastle in mind, Ferguson took no chances over captain Roy Keane.

The United skipper, one yellow card from a suspension, was not even on the bench where Ruud Van Nistelrooy, Cristiano Ronaldo and Wayne Rooney were held in reserve.

Survival

United's tactics were cagey, too. Louis Saha, starting his first game for two months, was deployed as a lone striker with Alan Smith operating deep on the right as part of a five-man midfield.

In contrast, Norwich boss Nigel Worthington had decided to give it a real go.

There was little option, really. Rooted in the relegation zone, their increasingly-slim hopes of survival rested on them securing victory over United.

Mathematically, it was not the last throw of the dice for Norwich but, realistically, it was. It appeared the players knew that given the way they started.

Full of initial urgency, they set out to impose a high tempo.

Trouble was after the early burst, Norwich found it hard to get the ball as United settled down into a patient passing rhythm.

But United's plan was disrupted after just 17news  minutes when Saha's woeful season continued.

In only his seventh league start of the season, the French striker limped off with an ankle injury.

Ronaldo came on with Smith being pushed up front.

Norwich suddenly had an adrenalin rush. First, McKenzie stormed down the left and whipped over a cross.

Damien Francis could not get on the end of it but he almost pounced on Gabriel Heinze's chest back to keeper Tim Howard.

Then, in the 23rd minute, Ashton powered forward and hit a low drive, which whizzed just past Howard's left-hand post. That flurry fired up the Carrow Road crowd but United, with Rio Ferdinand so dominant at the back, quickly regained their composure.

Yet, for all of United's possession, they lacked menace in the final third.

It was not until the 30th minute that they won the opening corner of the game when Smith saw a far-post header from Ronaldo's cheeky chipped cross deflected over the bar.

Energy

Norwich's first corner came six minutes later and Jason Shackell forced Howard to hurriedly tip over a powerful header, although a foul had already been given.

Again, the Canaries had another burst of energy and it required a well-timed saving tackle by Phil Neville, operating as the holding midfielder, to prevent McKenzie bursting clear into the box after some fancy footwork down the right. Suitably agitated at the way things were going, Ferguson decided it was time to stalk the technical area and bark some barbed orders to his players who had lost the initiative.

Ronaldo appeared to suffer the brunt of Fergie's tirade.

And, in response, he produced United's most convincing first-half effort.

There was plenty of power in his effort but Robert Green was able to watch it skid wide.

But Ferguson was still less than impressed. So on came Rooney for Quinton Fortune.

The idea was to inject some urgency but it did not work out that way. For his part, Worthington sent on David Bentley, back after a three-month injury absence, in the hope the on-loan Arsenal midfielder could conjure up something special.

Within eight minutes, Rooney made his presence felt — but to United's cost with a reckless tackle on Thomas Helveg which earned him a booking.

It gave Bentley an opportunity to display his class from set-pieces and he delivered a perfectly-flighted free-kick into Ashton's airspace.

The £3million transfer-window signing from Crewe produced a huge leap, then a thumping 15-yard header that curled beyond the reach of Howard and nestled inside the far post.

Ferguson's response was to introduce Van Nistlerooy but, in the 66th minute, Carrow Road erupted.

Rooney was outmuscled by Youssef Safri. Darren Huckerby scampered forward, fed Ashton who squared the ball for the unmarked McKenzie to volley home.

GAMES TO GO — Norwich: Sat v C Palace (a); Apr 20 v Newcastle (h); Apr 23 v Charlton (h); Apr 30 v Southampton (a); May 7 v Birmingham (h); May 15 v Fulham (a). Man Utd: Sat v Newcastle (FA Cup); Apr 20 v Everton (a); Apr 24 v Newcastle (h); May 1 v Charlton (a); May 7 v West Brom (h); May 15 v Southampton (a).

ПРИШЕСТВИЕ ПОКЕМОНА

ПРИШЕСТВИЕ ПОКЕМОНА
Все началось с Трампа. Газеты написали о том, что он стал кандидатом в президенты. Все сразу подумали о прическе, но не поверили, что такая причёска может оказаться у власти. Поверили только беларусы - может, и надолго. Трамп выстоял в неравной борьбе с однопартийцами и победил. Но наш интерес к этому захватывающему процессу был недолог - к нам вдруг нагрянул Brexit.
Он нагрянул внезапно, словно первая любовь. Ну, или как удачная попытка суицида у любителя спайсов - проснувшись, почистил зубы, собрался идти в свой торговый ларёк на работу, но вместо двери почему-то вышел в окно. В случае с Brexit к окну направилось население немаленький страны, за исключением некурящих, бросившихся к до сих пор открытой двери.

Ещё недавно мы даже не знали такого слова - Brexit, и вдруг его достоинства и недостатки стали обсуждать даже бабушки на скамейки во дворе, расположенном на окраине Калуги. Brexit должен был уйти, и это было очевидно. Стало понятно, что где-то как раз в этот момент мир стал меняться. Его взгляд вдруг стал с одной стороны детским, а с другой - болезненно-подозрительным. Этакий взгляд Красной Шапочки, держащей в руке окровавленный топор.
Brexit погиб под колёсами грузовика, ошалело несущегося по набережной Ниццы. Из-под его колёс летели в стороны мертвые люди, за рулем бубнил свою мантру кареглазый парень, знающий наизусть несколько сур Корана. Мы все начали было менять аватарки в фейсбуке, раскрашивая их в цвета французского флага, но не успели. Пока страница обновлялась, выяснилось что по погибшим французам скорбеть поздно, а аватарки нужно менять на красные с белым полумесяцем.
Неудавшийся турецкий переворот до конца осознали не все. В смысле, осознали что он был, но не поняли хорошо все это или плохо. С одной стороны, Эрдоган конечно плохой, с другой - путчисты хорошие. Но с третьей - путчисты плохие, поскольку действовали вне закона, а с четвёртой - Эрдоган не так уж и плох, хоть и с замашками шариатского диктатора, ведь у власти он как бы находится законно. Пятая сторона не рассматривалась, поскольку нам стало не интересно следить за событиями в Турции.
Две сотни жизней турков, отданных в борьбе неизвестно за что, в конце концов, не такой уж и серьезный повод, чтобы терять время на скорбь и переживания. Особенно если для нашей совести и боли появился воистину серьезный повод - падение серверов с Покемонами под натиском атаки хакеров. The Telegraph закрепила изменения в мировом массовом сознании, разместив новость о покемонах в разделе breaking news. Круг замкнулся.
Похоже, замкнулся не только круг. Замкнулось наше сознание, которое перестало различать дурное и хорошее, красное и зеленое, сладкое и кислое. Мы словно оказались внутри игры, в которую играют какие-то сумасшедшие существа по лишь им известным правилам.